If i knew you were coming i’d have baked a cake

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No I wouldn’t –  I don’t eat cake and I wouldn’t waste my time baking one.

Want cake? – Eat a whole roasted chicken instead.

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    • Ingredients:
      1 freerange chicken (ready to cook)
      100g Butter
      1 instant cake mix

      Steps:
      Preheat oven to 180deg C
      Place chicken on tray in oven with butter.
      Prep cake mix as per box instructions and place in oven in cake tin.

      Cook until chicken is golden brown – cooked condition of cake is irrelevant.

      When chicken is ready, take out from oven chicken and cake.
      Open front door of home and throw the cake out into the street.
      Close front door and return to kitchen.

      Eat whole chicken with a side serve of salad or as desired.

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